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Rudyard Kipling Just So Stories Warsaw 2019 Contents HOW THE WHALE GOT HIS THROAT HOW THE CAMEL GOT HIS HUMP HOW THE RHINOCEROS GOT HIS SKIN HOW THE LEOPARD GOT HIS SPOTS THE ELEPHANTS CHILD THE SING-SONG OF OLD MAN KANGAROO THE BEGINNING OF THE ARMADILLOS HOW THE FIRST LETTER WAS WRITTEN HOW THE ALPHABET WAS MADE THE CRAB THAT PLAYED WITH THE SEA THE CAT THAT WALKED BY HIMSELF THE BUTTERFLY THAT STAMPED HOW THE WHALE GOT HIS THROAT IN the sea, once upon a time, O my Best Beloved, there was a Whale, and he ate fishes. He ate the starfish and the garfish, and the crab and the dab, and the plaice and the dace, and the skate and his mate, and the mackereel and the pickereel, and the really truly twirly-whirly eel. All the fishes he could find in all the sea he ate with his mouth-so! Till at last there was only one small fish left in all the sea, and he was a small "Stute Fish, and he swam a little behind the Whales right ear, so as to be out of harms way. Then the Whale stood up on his tail and said, "Im hungry. And the small "Stute Fish said in a small "stute voice, "Noble and generous Cetacean, have you ever tasted Man? "No, said the Whale. "What is it like? "Nice, said the small "Stute Fish. "Nice but nubbly. "Then fetch me some, said the Whale, and he made the sea froth up with his tail. "One at a time is enough, said the "Stute Fish. "If you swim to latitude Fifty North, longitude Forty West (that is magic), you will find, sitting on a raft, in the middle of the sea, with nothing on but a pair of blue canvas breeches, a pair of suspenders (you must not forget the suspenders, Best Beloved), and a jack-knife, one ship-wrecked Mariner, who, it is only fair to tell you, is a man of infinite-resource-and-sagacity. So the Whale swam and swam to latitude Fifty North, longitude Forty West, as fast as he could swim, and on a raft, in the middle of the sea, with nothing to wear except a pair of blue canvas breeches, a pair of suspenders (you must particularly remember the suspenders, Best Beloved), and a jack-knife, he found one single, solitary shipwrecked Mariner, trailing his toes in the water. (He had his mummys leave to paddle, or else he would never have done it, because he was a man of infinite-resource-and-sagacity.) Then the Whale opened his mouth back and back and back till it nearly touched his tail, and he swallowed the shipwrecked Mariner, and the raft he was sitting on, and his blue canvas breeches, and the suspenders (which you must not forget), and the jack-knife-He swallowed them all down into his warm, dark, inside cup-boards, and then he smacked his lips-so, and turned round three times on his tail. But as soon as the Mariner, who was a man of infinite-resource-and-sagacity, found himself truly inside the Whales warm, dark, inside cup-boards, he stumped and he jumped and he thumped and he bumped, and he pranced and he danced, and he banged and he clanged, and he hit and he bit, and he leaped and he creeped, and he prowled and he howled, and he hopped and he dropped, and he cried and he sighed, and he crawled and he bawled, and he stepped and he lepped, and he danced hornpipes where he shouldnt, and the Whale felt most unhappy indeed. (Have you forgotten the suspenders?) So he said to the "Stute Fish, "This man is very nubbly, and besides he is making me hiccough. What shall I do? "Tell him to come out, said the "Stute Fish. So the Whale called down his own throat to the shipwrecked Mariner, "Come out and behave yourself. Ive got the hiccoughs. "Nay, nay! said the Mariner. "Not so, but far otherwise. Take me to my natal-shore and the white-cliffs-of-Albion, and Ill think about it. And he began to dance more than ever. You had better take him home, said the "Stute Fish to the Whale. "I ought to have warned you that he is a man of infinite-resource-and-sagacity. So the Whale swam and swam and swam, with both flippers and his tail, as hard as he could for the hiccoughs; and at last he saw the Mariners natal-shore and the white-cliffs-of-Albion, and he rushed half-way up the beach, and opened his mouth wide and wide and wide, and said, "Change here for Winchester, Ashuelot, Nashua, Keene, and stations on the Fitchburg Road; and just as he said "Fitch the Mariner walked out of his mouth. But while the Whale had been swimming, the Mariner, who was indeed a person of infinite-resource-and-sagacity, had taken his jack-knife and cut up the raft into a little square grating all running criss-cross, and he had tied it firm with his suspenders (now, you know why you were not to forget the suspenders!), and he dragged that grating good and tight into the Whales throat, and there it stuck! Then he recited the following Sloka, which, as you have not heard it, I will now proceed to relate- By means of a grating I have stopped your ating. This is a free sample. Please purchase full version of the book to continue. This is a free sample. Please purchase full version of the book to continue. This is a free sample. Please purchase full version of the book to continue. This is a free sample. Please purchase full version of the book to continue. This is a free sample. Please purchase full version of the book to continue. This is a free sample. 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